Marketing can be a challenging and sometimes stressful profession, but those challenges have increased when you add in the current environment. Even for the person that loves their job and profession, a good laugh now and then can brighten your day. Here are ten marketing jokes that are sure to get a smile.
1. What kind of marketing does Dracula do?
A-COUNT-based marketing. - The Pipeline
2. How does a B2B marketer make her boat go?
She uses the sail’s force. - Medium.com
3. How do SEO experts celebrate improved search rankings?
SERP-rise parties. - The Pipeline
4. Why did the B2B marketing band play unplugged?
They refused to pay for amplification. - Medium.com
5. Why don’t marketer’s like trampolines?
They’re scared of high bounce rates. - Laffgaff
6. Why do mobile marketers make good parents?
They are responsive - BrightEdge
7. Why did the CMO put a fence around her jewelry box?
She insists on gating all her assets. - Medium.com
8. Why do digital marketers love to shop at Whole Foods?
They have a lot of organic content. - The Pipeline
9. Why did the marketer break up with her boyfriend?
Lack of engagement - Laffgaff
10. What kind of fruit do SEOs like best?
Low hanging - BrightEdge