Marketing and sales jobs can be some of the most stressful jobs one can have.  It’s important that you take time out to relax and laugh to ensure you stay productive and maintain creativity.  We’ve compiled a list of the 10 best sales and marketing jokes found throughout the internet. 

1. How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None -- they've automated it.

2. How many salespeople does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You don't need a new light bulb; you need to upgrade your socket to the newest version.

3. Why do marketers make such good wide receivers?

Because they always stay inbounds.

4. Salesman: “This computer will cut your workload by 50 percent.”

Office manager: “That’s great! I’ll take two of them.”

5. Why did the marketer get off the trampoline?

He was worried about his bounce rate.

6. Why did the marketing couple decide not to get married?

Because they weren't on the same landing page.

7. Why’d the Cookie Monster apply for a digital marketing job?

He heard the agency was tracking cookies.

8. Why do cab drivers make good paid search advertisers?

They can really drive in traffic

9. What is a movie director’s favorite part of a paid search ad?

The call to ACTION!

10. What does an SEO and part time chiropractor fix?

Back links.

The above jokes were found through lifehealthpro.com, hubspot.com, pardot.com and koozai.com.  Surprisingly, there are not that many marketing jokes available online.  Feel free to comment below with any sales and marketing jokes of your own.  We welcome your participation.

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