15 Funny Halloween Jokes For 2020

Posted by Michael Auer on Oct 30, 2020 9:15:17 AM

15 Funny Halloween Jokes For 2020This has been a challenging year for everyone. While Halloween may not have the same look as in years past, I think we can all agree a little humor is a must in these trying times. Here we present fifteen funny Halloween jokes for 2020.

1. Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

2. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite.

3. Why do skeletons have low self-esteem? They have no body to love.

4. What do you call a witch’s garage? A broom closet.

5. How do ghosts wash their hair? With shamboo.

6. What instrument does a skeleton play? The trombone.

7. Why didn’t the skeleton like the Halloween candy? He didn’t have the stomach for it!

8. Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!

9. Who did Frankenstein go trick or treating with? His ghoul friend.

10. What makes trick or treating with twin witches so challenging? You never know which witch is which!

11. Why are ghosts so bad at lying? Because you can see right through them!

12. What does a skeleton say before dinner? Bone appetit!

13. Why are all mummies workaholics? They're afraid to unwind!

14. What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist!

15. Which fruit is a vampire's favorite? A neck-tarine!

Happy Halloween From Winn Technology Group!


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