So it's Friday again, and you know what that means - time to let loose and have some fun! Whether you're headed out on the town or just staying in with some friends, make sure you enjoy yourself to the fullest. Life is too short to waste any time being anything other than happy, so make the most of every moment. Here are 15 fun Friday jokes we hope you will enjoy.
Because the next day is a sadder day
What can really ruin your Friday?
Finding out it’s only Thursday.
What goes by slower than a boring movie?
Friday afternoon.
Which day do potatoes fear the most?
Fry-days.
What did the lazy person do the day after Friday?
Sat
Why do geologists shop on Friday?
A: For the great weekend, shales!
When will a priest laugh at your Friday joke?
When it’s a Good Friday joke
Which day comes after a Black Friday?
A broke Saturday.
Why did Friday start going to the gym?
He was a weak day.
When can Sunday feel like a Friday?
When you have a weekend job.
Who wins in a fight between Friday and Saturday?
Saturday, because Friday is a weak day
What do cows do on Friday nights?
Go to the mooooooovies.
What is faster than the Flash?
Friday nights.
What do biologists wear on Casual Friday?
Genes to work
Which day does a piloting student long for?
Fly-day.
