With all that’s been going on in the world, we could all use a little more love this Valentine’s Day. As we navigate these tough times, it is essential that we keep our sense of humor and continue to have a positive outlook on the future. Rather than share a bunch of quotes about love this Valentine’s Day, we’ve decided to share fourteen jokes to bring a smile to your face this February fourteenth.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring.

What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.

Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day? Sure, they're very scent-imental!

What did the love-obsessed candle say when it was lit? I found the perfect match!

Where do all the hamburgers take their girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? To a meatball.

What did the calculator say to the pencil on Valentine's Day? You can count on me.

Why do oars fall in love? Because they’re row-mantic.

What did the bat say to his girlfriend? You’re fun to hang around with.

What did the Valentine’s Day card say to the stamp? Stick with me and you’ll go places.

How did the cashew share its feelings with the almond? I’m nuts about you.

What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? I’m sweet on you.

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? A: Forget-me-nuts.

Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank? It was a case of guppy love.

What did the pencil say to the paper? I dot my i’s on you.

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