Marketing has always been a challenging and sometimes stressful profession but add in the current landscape and those challenges have multiplied. Even for the marketer that loves their job a good laugh now and then can brighten your day. Here are 12 B2B marketing jokes that are sure to get a smile. Enjoy!
1. Why was the social media marketer out of office? He went to a company-wide retweet.
2. How does a B2B marketer make her boat go? She uses the sail’s force.
3. Why did the B2B marketer get fired as a film director? Weak calls to action.
4. How many account-based marketers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but Sales will take the credit for it.
5. How do you market your B2B solution to a cat food company? Develop your purrrrr-sonas.
6. How do SEO experts celebrate improved search rankings? SERP-rise parties.
7. Why did the B2B marketer give his pet owl a lollipop? He wanted to make the hoots sweet.
8. How did the bad marketer get a job making butter? He had a high churn rate.
9. Why don’t marketer’s like trampolines? They’re scared of high bounce rates.
10. What is the safest place to hide a body? The second page of Google.
11. Why can’t marketers see live musicals? They keep trying to capture the leads.
12. Why did the marketer put a fence around her jewelry box? She insists on gating all her assets.
Winn Technology Group is a leading provider of global, multi-channel marketing solutions for the technology industry. For both direct and channel sales, Winn supports demand creation, account-based marketing, channel management, digital marketing, social media, teleprospecting, lead nurturing, event marketing, database services, and inbound response management.
Sources: https://www.90odd.com/ideas/digital-marketing-jokes-puns, https://blog.zoominfo.com/marketing-jokes/, https://www.toprankblog.com/2017/08/20-jokes-b2b-marketer/
