Fall is upon us and a break in the hot summer weather is near. If you are a fall enthusiast you have come to the right place. We have compiled our favorite fall jokes to really make you FALL over laughing your way into the new season.

1.  What month does every tree dread?

Sept-timberrrrrrr! 

2.  What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.

3.  What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

Squash.

4.  How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch.

5.  Why did the scarecrow win a medal?

He was outstanding in his field.

6.  Why do trees like to try new things each year?

Because every autumn they turn over a new leaf!

7.  What happens when winter arrives?

Autumn leaves!

8.  Why do all the birds fly south in the fall?

Because it’s too far to walk!

9.  What did one leaf say to another?

I’m falling for you.

10.  What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie?

Your teeth.