I know it’s hard to be-leaf. It is already fall! Another year is winding to an end, and cooler weather is coming! Pumpkin patches are booming, and ghosts, football, and turkeys are everywhere. Here are some fun leaf crunching jokes the whole family can enjoy!

1. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch! - Jokes 4 Us

2. What is the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?

Your teeth of course! - Kidadl

3. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?

Because he was out-standing in his field! - Virtual Edge

4. What is a scarecrows favorite type of fruit?

Straw-berries! Jokes For Kids

5. What is a tree's least favorite month of the year?

Sep-timber! - Jokes 4 Us

6. Why do trees like to try new things each year?

Because every autumn they turn over a new leaf! - Everything Mom

7. What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?

Pumpkin PI! - Scary Mommy

8. Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn?

Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall! - Everything Mom

9. Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Because it’s too far to walk! - Virtual Edge

10. What is the cutest season?

Awwtumn! - Jokes 4 Us