Top Ten Tech Jokes

Posted by Michael Auer on Aug 4, 2017 12:22:59 PM

Top Ten Tech JokesWorking in the technology and tech marketing industries can be extremely stressful. Studies have shown that laughter reduces stress, improves memory and enhances your immune system. All of these are critical to success in the business world and even more so in the tech industry. Here we’ve compiled 10 of our favorite technology jokes to help take the edge off.

1. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

2. An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol.

3. How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero, it's a hardware problem.

4. If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0

5. CAPS LOCK – Preventing Login Since 1980.

6. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

7. I keep hitting “escape”, but I’m still here.

8. They say spending too much time on the internet is bad for you... I wonder if there's a website to find out more information about it?

9. Why didn't the fly go near the computer? Because he was afraid he would get caught on the Web.

10. A chemical engineer, electrical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer are on a road trip. The car breaks down.

The electrical engineer looks under the hood and can't find anything wrong.

The chemical engineer checks the oil and fuel and can't find anything wrong.

The Microsoft engineer says, "Close all the windows, and try again."

Sources: www.ajokeaday.comwww.techrepublic.comwww.techonthenet.comwww.quickfunnyjokes.comwww.academictips.org

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