Top Ten Digital Marketing Jokes

Posted by Michael Auer on Feb 2, 2018 9:44:21 AM

Top Ten Digital Marketing JokesMarketing is a challenging and sometimes stressful profession. Regardless of how much you love your work, everyone needs a laugh now and then. Here we’ve compiled our ten favorite digital marketing jokes.

1. You need to know if your target audience prefers “Don’t Stop Believing” or “Wheel in the Sky.”

It’s vital to understand your buyer’s Journey. 

2. What does a blumberjack cut trees into?

Blogs. 

3. I’m trying to get people to join me in a group of cool kids who still write in notebooks.

It’s small so far, but I’m optimizing my paper clique strategy.

4. What is a digital marketer’s favorite kind of cake?

Funnel.

5. What does the new Chips Ahoy Marketing Director do on his first day at work?

Enable cookies.

6. Did you hear about the new tactic where you co-create content with ill celebrities?

It’s called influenza marketing. It’s really going viral.

7. Why did the marketer get fired as a tap dancer?

She wanted to get paid per click.

8. What kind of marketing does Dracula do?

a-COUNT based marketing!

9. What's a personality trait of a bad marketer?

Anti-social.

10. What's a telemarketer's favorite song?

Answer my call, maybe.

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Sources:  http://www.targetmarketingmag.com/article/20-jokes-b2b-marketer-will-get-really-content-marketing-lesson/https://blog.socialseeder.com/15-funny-digital-marketing-jokeshttp://www.toprankblog.com/2016/10/20-jokes-marketer-love/https://bigwing.com/blog/13-digital-marketing-dad-jokes/https://blog.hubspot.com/marketing/marketing-jokes

Topics: Digital Marketing